Don't piss off Vlad - The pictorial

Angel fans know that you don't mess with Vladimir Guerrero. Tonight the Seattle Mariners got a lesson. Here's a step by step pictorial for other teams.

Step 1. Opposing pitcher "misses high and inside." Oops.


Step 2. Like most baseball players, Vlad does not like to have baseballs thrown at his head. "I will exact my revenge on your next pitch, Rookie!"



Step 3. Vlad swings with all of his mite and hits a home run.



Step 4. Vlad hits a home run. "Revenge is a dish best served fria," says Vlad.



Step 5. Vlad slowly trots around the bases.



Step 6. Vlad returns to the dugout a hero as old bald guys in the stands who paid way too much for those seats give you a standing ovation.

And the moral of the story is...Don't piss off Vlad...

and don't be the bald dude sitting in the front row.